Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Blue Steele

We received photo proofs from Larsson's school pictures right before Thanksgiving, and we proudly circulated them at the Turner Thanksgiving get together.

MawMaw: Wow! These are great. They don't even look like school pictures.

One of Justin's Aunts: Wow, these are good. What kind of school is this?

Justin: School for modeling. :)

Without further adieu, here are Larsson's 2011 school photos. Which inspired a Zoolander reference response from Auntie Rachel, which has inspired me to label said photos as "Blue Steele."







Time to book a modeling gig.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Tomato. Tom-ah-to.

Larsson: My have to find something.



Larsson: Here's my b@$ch.

Mommy: What did you say?

Larsson: look, I found my b@$ch.



Mommy: oh, look at that - a WRENCH.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Whose that girl?

Saturday morning 7:00 a.m. Larsson wakes up.

Larsson: Mommy, my love Lori. My want to see her. My love Lori. My want to see her. My want to see her. My want to seeeeeee her......

Mommy & Daddy: oh. Who is Lori, Larsson?

Larsson: My want to see her. My love Lori. She pretty.

Mommy & Daddy: ummmm... Who is Lori? Is she Mommy's friend?

Larsson: iffy answer

Mommy & Daddy: Does she live down the street?

Larsson: iffy answer

Mommy & Daddy: Does she go to your school?

Larsson: iffy answer

Mommy & Daddy: Is she in your class?

Larsson: yea.

Mommy & Daddy: bewildered. never heard of a Lori at his school.



Monday morning 7:30 a.m. while eating breakfast.

Larsson: Mommy, my get to see Lori today.

Mommy: Is she at school today?

Larsson: iffy answer

... around 8:00a.m.

Mommy: Come on, Larsson. We have to go to school and see Lori.

... in the car...

Mommy: Larsson, what color hair does Lori have?

Larsson: Orange.

Mommy: what color hair does Mommy have?

Larsson: Green.

Mommy: pulls down mirror to evaluate whether it is necessary to change colorists.

... at school....

Mommy to teacher: Is there a kid in school named Lori?

Teacher: no. There's no Lori.

Umm, who is this girl that my almost-three year old is so obsessed with?

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Look at my eyes

Teacher's Report:


Today, Ms. Aisha told Larsson that he was so cute. He looked up at her, put his index and middle fingers on either side of his eye and pulled them across from the inner corner of his eye to the side of his face. Then he said, "Look at my eyes."

Tuesday, December 13, 2011